A catchy Versace on haute sociétace

-Armani crossing the Chanel this morning? 
-No, boss. Just a few, boss. Got a list... 'ere you go, boss.
-Then we must go down to La coste immediately to greet them...
(bell rings)
-Someone at the Dior, boss.
-Yes, it's probably Dolce & Gabbana and their insufferable little chiens, Gucci, Rucci and Pucci.  They're down from Tomford for le weekend and they do so loewe to drop in uninvited.  Tell them I'm too Lagerfeld after last night's do.
-Boss, it's business; that guy, Laroche... wants a word, boss.
-It'll be about the crossing.  I'll receive him in my office.  Meanwhile go put down a saucer of milk for Miu Miu, I feel Gaultier than ever when she gives me that look.