Showing posts with label London. Show all posts
Showing posts with label London. Show all posts

Clapham Junction

Why do people always change at Clapham Junction?
They should leave home wearing the clothes they intend to wear at their final destination.

New Pet Shop Boys album!

Pet Shop Boys have released their exciting new album DIVERSIFICATION.  The release goes hand in hand with the announcement of plans to open an online plant shop and a designer furniture shop in London. The question on everyone's lips isn't, 'How will they compete with IKEA?' but, 'Will they have to change their name?'


Dizzy encounters (Olympics)

Sa, ay turns rand ana says, 'Shup, yew!'
An ee turns rand an says, 'Yew gunu make me?'
An ay turns rand an says, 'Too bloody rai um gonna make ya!'
An ee  turns rand an says, 'Nah, y'ain!'
An ay turns rand an says, 'Bleedin ewl! Um dizzy from aw tha turnin rand, naa!'