One, two, pay-per-view.

One, two, pay-per-view, 
three, four, go to app store, 
five, six, watch on Netflix, 
seven, eight, search for soul mate, 
nine, ten, chat on MSN, 
eleven, twelve, ebooks not shelves, 
thirteen, fourteen, automated sorting, 
fifteen, sixteen, DJs remixin',
seventeen, eighteen, nobody's waitin',
nineteen, twenty, inbox empty!


original version:
one, two, buckle my shoe, 
three, four, knock at the door, 
five, six, pick up sticks, 
seven, eight, lay them straight, 
nine, ten, big, fat hen, 
eleven, twelve, dig and delve, 
thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting,
fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen,
seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting, 
nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty.

iHumpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty was totally cool, 
Got out his mobile and wrote on his wall,
Sent lots of Whatsapps to all the kings men
And played Angry Birds til a quarter past ten.

Twinkle twinkle little star

singing:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
(I) know exactly what you are:
Plasma held by gravity
highly unromantically.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
wish I wondered what you are.
:-(

original music: