Colin Firth cloned!

Some kind of science-fiction horror story? No, it's the latest in the movie-star search for eternal youth.  Colin Firth's clone was presented to the press this morning. So as not to confuse the public, the newer Colin Firth model will be called Colin Thecond.

Advanced laser treatment allows the DNA to be perfectly copied, reproduced and altered.  Colin Thecond (left) is exactly  eighteen years younger than Colin Firth (right).

Twinkle twinkle little star

singing:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
(I) know exactly what you are:
Plasma held by gravity
highly unromantically.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
wish I wondered what you are.
:-(

original music: