One, two, pay-per-view.

One, two, pay-per-view, 
three, four, go to app store, 
five, six, watch on Netflix, 
seven, eight, search for soul mate, 
nine, ten, chat on MSN, 
eleven, twelve, ebooks not shelves, 
thirteen, fourteen, automated sorting, 
fifteen, sixteen, DJs remixin',
seventeen, eighteen, nobody's waitin',
nineteen, twenty, inbox empty!


original version:
one, two, buckle my shoe, 
three, four, knock at the door, 
five, six, pick up sticks, 
seven, eight, lay them straight, 
nine, ten, big, fat hen, 
eleven, twelve, dig and delve, 
thirteen, fourteen, maids a-courting,
fifteen, sixteen, maids in the kitchen,
seventeen, eighteen, maids in waiting, 
nineteen, twenty, my plate's empty.