Dizzy encounters (Olympics)

Sa, ay turns rand ana says, 'Shup, yew!'
An ee turns rand an says, 'Yew gunu make me?'
An ay turns rand an says, 'Too bloody rai um gonna make ya!'
An ee  turns rand an says, 'Nah, y'ain!'
An ay turns rand an says, 'Bleedin ewl! Um dizzy from aw tha turnin rand, naa!'